"Point and Shoot" should really be "Piss and Shit"

WTF! Yes I said it, and I'm saying it to all the manufacturers, WTF Canon? WTF Nikon? W-T-F Olympasonatax?
The other day I was out having a lovely Mountain Dew with a good friend who works for NASA and he was telling me about the image sensor in the Huble telescope, did you know its like a thousand million megapixels? Yeah I know, wheres the motherf#*king trickle down technology? I didnt hack together all of my monitors into a giant 72" one for no reason, I need more megapixels!
This brings me to my next much more important topic, the so-called hi res p&s cameras. I don't really consider 14.7mp all that much anymore, isn't Sony making a 24mp cell phone this fall, whats the hold up with making a compact that awesome? Canon Powershit, Nikon Cooldix, Fuji FineFux, Panasonic Whore mongering Swine Fuckers. Lets have a full frame 36mp 3.7x zoom starting at 24mm and a 2.7" screen, is that so hard? I guess it is
God I am so mad...

Oh and also, if there are any single ladies out there who like symphonic rock and HDR beach scenes as much as I do please email me. My Russian lady friend whom I paid for to move here and all her immigration paperwork has recently left me, Bolshevik Slut.

Lens Review: Nikkor 43-86mm f3.5

The legendary 43-86 is a must have in any photographers bag. Don't have a Nikon system? Too bad, so sad :'-(. In fact, I constructed my own F-mount to Leica M mount adapter, so I could use this lens on my hammertone Waffen-SS MP!
This lens is awesome!!!! In fact, if you own the new 24-70 G, you should take that lens, smash it to bits with a sledgehammer, then roll around in the shards of glass until you pass out from blood loss. When (if..) you awaken, immediately place the 43-86 on your Nikon body.

Performance:
It's fantastic!!! I compared 2x3 wallet prints, and I can easily tell that this lens is equal to, if not superior to the craptastic 24-70. Wide angle?? Pfffffft...... who needs that, you can just move your feet backwards!!

Conclusion:
Buy one now!!!!! DO IT!!!! YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FAMILY TO HAVE AN "ACCIDENT" DO YOU????? SO??? WHAT ARE WAITING FOR!!!?????