"Point and Shoot" should really be "Piss and Shit"

WTF! Yes I said it, and I'm saying it to all the manufacturers, WTF Canon? WTF Nikon? W-T-F Olympasonatax?
The other day I was out having a lovely Mountain Dew with a good friend who works for NASA and he was telling me about the image sensor in the Huble telescope, did you know its like a thousand million megapixels? Yeah I know, wheres the motherf#*king trickle down technology? I didnt hack together all of my monitors into a giant 72" one for no reason, I need more megapixels!
This brings me to my next much more important topic, the so-called hi res p&s cameras. I don't really consider 14.7mp all that much anymore, isn't Sony making a 24mp cell phone this fall, whats the hold up with making a compact that awesome? Canon Powershit, Nikon Cooldix, Fuji FineFux, Panasonic Whore mongering Swine Fuckers. Lets have a full frame 36mp 3.7x zoom starting at 24mm and a 2.7" screen, is that so hard? I guess it is
God I am so mad...

Oh and also, if there are any single ladies out there who like symphonic rock and HDR beach scenes as much as I do please email me. My Russian lady friend whom I paid for to move here and all her immigration paperwork has recently left me, Bolshevik Slut.

Lens Review: Nikkor 43-86mm f3.5

The legendary 43-86 is a must have in any photographers bag. Don't have a Nikon system? Too bad, so sad :'-(. In fact, I constructed my own F-mount to Leica M mount adapter, so I could use this lens on my hammertone Waffen-SS MP!
This lens is awesome!!!! In fact, if you own the new 24-70 G, you should take that lens, smash it to bits with a sledgehammer, then roll around in the shards of glass until you pass out from blood loss. When (if..) you awaken, immediately place the 43-86 on your Nikon body.

Performance:
It's fantastic!!! I compared 2x3 wallet prints, and I can easily tell that this lens is equal to, if not superior to the craptastic 24-70. Wide angle?? Pfffffft...... who needs that, you can just move your feet backwards!!

Conclusion:
Buy one now!!!!! DO IT!!!! YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FAMILY TO HAVE AN "ACCIDENT" DO YOU????? SO??? WHAT ARE WAITING FOR!!!?????

Canon 6D MK4

Can you believe it, Canon has maybe announced (kinda...maybe) their replacement for the long outdated 5D mk2 with the anticipated 6D mk4. What happen to the mark I, II, and III you ask, well don't, just shut up!

Word on the street is that its so hi-res you can't even put a megapixel rating on it. Also back focus protection and L-series micro lenses in front of the sensor so that any lens you attach will be as sharp as Canon's best.

The weather sealing is so good that Canon engineers sent it up with the Mars rover and it destroyed the pitiful robot with a series of laser blasts and kicks to its solar paneling. Then it flew back to earth with its built in ion thrusters with minor brassing on the hotshoe.

The downside to this imaging beast is that Canon chose to opt out of carbon fibre for the construction and go with a cheaper magnesium alloy chasis... I didnt realize the full name of their company was Canon Imaging and Motza Balls.

Also, in preliminary tests it seems that the camera will actually steal the soul of any person it photographs. Canon is currently in testing with a Zapotec shaman to explore what ill effects this may be causing, but an early firmware upgrade will likely fix the issue.
I'll post examples and a full review as soon as my Canon Pro card comes in, 13 years and waiting.