Can you believe it, Canon has maybe announced (kinda...maybe) their replacement for the long outdated 5D mk2 with the anticipated 6D mk4. What happen to the mark I, II, and III you ask, well don't, just shut up!
Word on the street is that its so hi-res you can't even put a megapixel rating on it. Also back focus protection and L-series micro lenses in front of the sensor so that any lens you attach will be as sharp as Canon's best.
The weather sealing is so good that Canon engineers sent it up with the Mars rover and it destroyed the pitiful robot with a series of laser blasts and kicks to its solar paneling. Then it flew back to earth with its built in ion thrusters with minor brassing on the hotshoe.
The downside to this imaging beast is that Canon chose to opt out of carbon fibre for the construction and go with a cheaper magnesium alloy chasis... I didnt realize the full name of their company was Canon Imaging and Motza Balls.
Also, in preliminary tests it seems that the camera will actually steal the soul of any person it photographs. Canon is currently in testing with a Zapotec shaman to explore what ill effects this may be causing, but an early firmware upgrade will likely fix the issue.
I'll post examples and a full review as soon as my Canon Pro card comes in, 13 years and waiting.
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